Tuesday, April 14, 2015

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Weekend recap: 4.11.15 thru 4.12.15

For the first time in 2015, the weather was almost cooperative, sunny, warm, but of course just when meat met heat, the breeze shifted from gentle zephyr to blowing shit across the lawn strength.  Welcome to Long Island!  So anyway, and quite obviously I was able to uncover The Sleek Aldi $99 Beauty and again unleash her fiery blue fury.

Indeed, she fired up on the first go. CLICK. WHOOOSH!  Fucking awesome gentle blog reader!  Fucking awesome! 

So, it would appear that all of the issues I had last year (very poor and quite expensive gas to food cooked ratio, difficulty starting, etc. & etc.) were due to the faulty regulator I replaced and not my occasionally careless habits with the shut off valve.

To my further smiling disbelief, after a quick cut back the half smoked cigar I had stashed in the side burner back in November (we were grilling beneath flashlight after work one night) also fired up after its long winter nap.

So while the grill burned itself clean and beyond, I had a smoke and an icy, delicious Coors Light (Cringe you snooty hops loving craft brewing snobs!  Cringe at the mere mention of mass produced beer!  I demand it!) while Agnes enjoyed a Palm. 

Thus we sat with our sun worshiping white dog Eli, took the sweet, sweet rays, listened to music and pretended that we all did not, at one time or another, go utterly bat shit insane during the course of the just passed winter.

Sorry, lost in reverie there for a moment.  The grill/dinner menu ladies and gentlemen:

  1. A week’s worth of chicken sate for lunches, dinners and between meal snack-age.  Recipe courtesy of The Banh Mi Handbook, The Book that Keeps on Giving,



  1. A rack of ribs with a caramelizing douse of my home assembled “clean the fridge door of anything that might be put into barbeque sauce” sauce.  In this case, leftover taco sauce, Asian sweet/sour dipping sauce, a Carolina style mustard sauce plus ketchup, honey, a splash of maple syrup and the juices from roasting the ribs in the oven the day before finishing them on the grill.  As WaLuigi says, “Cheater!”  Guilty as charged my mustachioed MarioKart frillain.  Guilty as charged,

  1. The $2.50 bunch of asparagus from Aldi, The Little Store that Could,

  1. The ribs and grilled ‘gus were served with warm German potato salad made from last week’s boiled potatoes, all washed down with bottles of the breakfast stout from Long Ireland Beer Company, Riverhead, NY.  Beer + coffee.  Interesting.  Buy it again interesting?  I will let you know.


It was…a very good day.

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