Monday, March 29, 2010

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The Sandwich List...The Final Chapter (Well...for now.)

OK...so before I move on to the four hundred different post ideas that are currently meandering, scurrying, waddling or otherwise perambulating through my head, we need to finish the Sandwich List, so this last installment will cover two sandwiches:

- Beef on Weck, Schwabl's, West Seneca (Buffalo,) NY

This was reviewed in the first Buffalo installment (speaking of finishing something before moving on to the next idea. Doh!), see December 2009 for details and delicious food porn photos.

A fresh aside, I had told one of my co-workers, RA55, about the sundry joys of Beef on Weck including the near hallucinatory effect of consuming rare roast beef ensconced in a hard roll coated in rock salt, (I call it the Sweet Sodium Haze Mellow,) and he took it upon himself to solicit the transport of six Beef on Wecks from West Seneca to Wading River, NY a journey of approximately 10 hours depending on which way the wind blows and whether everyone behaves on the Long Island Expressway, no guarantee there people!

Anyway, this gave me another opportunity to enjoy the Beef on Weck experience and share it with a few lucky people. So that was cool!

But honestly, I can’t say that these sandwiches travel well (the rolls definitely suffered the desiccating effects of sitting for 24 hours in a brown bag with three pounds (OK an exaggeration) of salt,) but I can say that the beef, horseradish, slaw, pickled beets and German potato salad was more than enough to transport me back to West Seneca, to an awesome meal shared with family and it doesn’t get any better than that!

So thanks again RA55. Next time, the sandwiches stay in West Seneca, we’ll travel! We re-hydrate more effectively.

- Uncle Al's egg sandwich, the Kramer residence, Riverhead, NY

When I was young, my late Uncle Al introduced me to the wonders of fried egg sandwiches as the perfect before bed, afternoon, late morning, early evening, OK anytime you want to eat something, but are seeking to exert the minimal effort for maximal result snack. Al leaned toward hard fried eggs with plenty of ketchup on dry toast. To each man his own desire!

My version involves one egg, over light, yolk broken seasoned lightly with salt and celery seed. The yolk should be soft, but not too runny. Topped with slice of American cheese. You know the drill, cover frying pan, take off flame and melt cheese with residual heat. Served on buttered, lightly toasted white bread. It's like eating a slice of growing up:


Advice? If you're making one, make two. The second one will find a home, trust me.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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A culinary day in the life: Slider Saturday

I am still not sure how it’s possible to walk this earth for the years I have and to have never partaken of a famous (What other burger joint has 2 recent movies on its resume eh?) and infamous (I’m sure everyone has heard the gastrointestinal horror stories of the real reason they are called sliders, oy!) White Castle hamburger.

Seeing how everyone and their third son is now offering a version of sliders, crab cake, grilled salmon, Kobe beef, gourmet, mundane and otherwise, we finally figured it was time to visit the source:

I have to say, what took me so long? These bad boys are like a burger version of crack: small nuggets of meaty deliciousness, individually packaged AND highly freaking addictive.

The questions confronting you as you order:

1. To cheese or not to cheese? I favor not to cheese. While certainly good, the cheese covered up the steam grilled burger and onion flavor. The result, sort of a mini grilled cheese bun with a slight burgery essence and it’s an additional 15 cents to make that happen. Save your 15 cent children and check out the toys you can buy instead! See below for details!
2. How many is too many? Agnes and I handled the 10 burger sack meal pretty easily, especially since the grill man was short two fingers on his left hand from a cleaver accident and only gave us eight and I hate to hassle people. Oops! The 20 burger sack meal meant we had plenty leftover for a second indulgence later in the weekend and damn son! these little beasts re-heat perfectly, nearly approaching the fresh off the grill flavor from the day before. The 30 burger Crave Case, I’ll leave for Harold and Kumar. The 60 burger case, well that’s just madness or a partay. I best be invited!
3. Eat in or take out? Not that any fast food joint is a version of beauty, but damn White Castle you have some UGLY, cavernous, cold, cafeteria style buildings in some less than pristine parts of the world:


Your call on this, but I have to say there is something RIGHT about eating sliders in an UGLY, cavernous, cold, cafeteria style building with traffic whipping by at 60 mph, sandblasting the front window with grit and a Bail Bond or other excessively neon advertised establishment across the street.

The only thing missing? Bruce Springsteen. They should have him put together a sound track to accompany the dining experience. AWESOME!

Final words:

1. As I said before, save your cheese money for toys children. They have some of the best whacked out, old school vending machines dispensing tons of weirdness for 50 cents: facial hair, skull rings and round half dollar sized spheres of cherry bubblegum:


Perfect for your new career in private investigations, an extra on the Beastie Boy’s video “Sabotage”


or as a wedding ring offering for Wendy before you blast the hell our of Jersey forever.
2. I loved the ripple cut fries. Perfect little ketchup vehicles, each bite ends up properly dosed with tomato-ey condiment goodness.
3. Don’t wait 41 years like Steve. Jackass!